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Tyrone van leyen
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What Are Your Favorite Love Songs? XOXO
by lonelysheep insince valentine's day is right around the corner, please share what your favorites are.. i like a variety of music, so i'll list by genre:.
80's: tie--"the beautiful ones" by prince, "a groovy kind of love" by phil collins and "almost paradise" by mike reno & ann wilson (heart).
r&b: "so fine" by mint condition.
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Soulmates do you believe in them
by fifi40 indo you believe in love at first sight?
do you believe that we have a soulmate?
has any one ever experienced either of them
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Tyrone van leyen
The chemical in our brains responsibe for the illusion of social bonding is called oxytocin. It is an evolutionary trick designed for the survival of our species. Marriage is a creation of our doing for the benefit of the children when the effects of the oxytocin wear off. There is no such thing as compatibility. Even my brothers who are identical twins are like night and day, but it is as close as you can get to the real meaning of soulmate. It is like having a built in freind for life in some cases. Sorry to disappoint.
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TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk infeel free to post your jokes here!.
a man sees a sign in front of a house in luton: 'talking dog for sale.
' he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden.
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Tyrone van leyen
Mark Twain once said, the source of all humour can be traced to someone or something elses misfortune. When we make fun of, or joke we are all guilty of this. It is gift to be able to laugh at ourselves and the world around us. It is another thing to be intentionally malicious and hurtful toward others. Guess what Vivamus. I love animals and would never hurt them. I treat my cat like royalty. My cat doesn't get hurt when I joke in this way. Besides it's called a joke! Do you know what a joke is? I wasn't expecting a member from the watchtower comitee to monitor what everyone finds funny here. I have no way of knowing who's heard what before, or what they find funny. Therefore I don't care either way. Perhaps you should try to tickle our funny bone, instead of criticizing others. I don't see any of your jokes here. The title of this thread is "Time for another laugh." Well it's your turn now, make us laugh. I sure hope you don't seriously disgust us, or bore us to death! Sorry for this interuption Dansk, but it seems like everyone is not posting anymore. Is this supposed to be the silent treatment? Now there's a laugh!
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JW members are slowy Awakening!
by Gill insometimes you wonder if the wtbts will ever come to a dead end.
but, it is always encouraging when you hear of the gradual awakening of individuals who have been trapped in the cult their whole lives.. walking home from school yesterday i felt a tap on my shoulder and turned round to see a jw i have known since he was a little boy.
he has been a window cleaner since leaving school and is married with three children.. straight away he said to me: ' my wife has gone to university!
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Tyrone van leyen
Like Gary said there was no hope for those of other generations to pusue there intersts without condemnation. I myself, find it very difficult to sit back and take my lumps. Things that were damn near the word of god applied to us and now it just changes. Poof! I find that very hard to stomach. How am I supposed to take that. How would anyone feel if they know they're full intelligence and potential have been wasted and then have to accept mediocraty, while watching everyone else dance circles around them? Time on the clock is running out for us simply because we wern't born at the right time when the governing body had there little epiphany. My life isn't over yet, but I feel great anguish over the lost time. In the end I blame the governing body and God. They're policy was soooo stupid, it was like creating a brain drain for there own co. I guess, their fear of people actually getting smart on their asses, actually overode there desire for talent. Funny thing is, for them in their closed circle, there was never a brain drain because their best talents have always been sent to law school and various other specialized talents have always been welcomed. It just goes to show you that there real intent was the betterment of the company over the betterment of the people. I don't know why I never saw that as clearly as I do now. God I hate those geriatric pricks.
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Where exactly is Satan?
by IronClaw insince leaving the jw's most of us have also left most of their doctrine.
so that being the case, most of us have left the wt understanding of 1914. now you know that the wt claims that satan was hurled out of heaven in that year down to the vicinity of the earth.
so the question is: if 1914 is just another year to us, then what are your thoughts as to the whereabouts of satan and his followers?.
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Tyrone van leyen
What a strange coincidence. There was a phychopath named Joseph Rutherford who lived at 4440 braeburn rd. Ca. Off by one digit. It was certainly palatial and had biblical palm trees etc. He lied to the world claiming the anceint worthies were coming to live there. Maybe he already had some guests there with him. The father of the lie perhaps. You know what they say, like father like son.
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How ambitious were you as a JW?
by OnTheWayOut inalltimejeff got me thinking about this.
he was very ambitious as a young jw, .
things changed as he wised up.
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Tyrone van leyen
Bible reader is absolutely right. It is set up as a competition. I was a public speaker from Gr. 1 right through my high school years and won several trophies for it. I knew how to speak publicly, before I was even enrolled in the theocratic ministry school at 10 years old. The elders never saw fit to put me into anything beyong a number 2 talk. They hold all the strings. The presiding overseer was malicious enough to give me w's most of the time and never wanted to use my talents in the hall. I got a clear picture of this at a young age, and had no desire to compete and play there silly game. They tried to kill my passion and conviction throuhout my life. I guess I'd have to give them a big "W" for jealousy and an I for Imbecile. They can give there talks till there 100 years old, but still lack natural talent. I beleive anyone that has natural talent doesn't do very well in this game because charisma is frowned upon. This is the very problem the org. faces today. Too many half ass cheifs, and no real leaders. The system is designed for ass kissing and humiliation to acheive promotion unless your fortunate enough to be born in the inner circle. I wouldn't exactly call the elders talent scouts. It's more like and old boys club.
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Zany Questions from Board Members to Wacky Terry
by Terry inokay, go ahead and make my day: ask me anything!.
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Tyrone van leyen
How is it that low thoroxin causes the rate of oxidation to produces and exophathailmic goiter, effecting an oversecretion of the tethlin and pituitary anterior lobes, while the connected ganglia, comprising the autonomic nervous system increases acceleration of the digestive tract?
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TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk infeel free to post your jokes here!.
a man sees a sign in front of a house in luton: 'talking dog for sale.
' he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden.
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Tyrone van leyen
One thing I can't stand is a heckler, sorry we don't all have a self riteous sense attitude like you. Knock knock! who's there? Vivamus. Vivamus who? Vivamus have the driest sense of humour in the world.
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TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk infeel free to post your jokes here!.
a man sees a sign in front of a house in luton: 'talking dog for sale.
' he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden.
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Tyrone van leyen
I give up, I need some joke sleep!
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TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk infeel free to post your jokes here!.
a man sees a sign in front of a house in luton: 'talking dog for sale.
' he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden.
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Tyrone van leyen
Okay if that the way you want it, What's the defintion of gross? Eating a bowl of cereal and then finding your sisters scab collection missing. And if that's not bad enough....... Whats the definition of disgusting? Dracula having his mornig glass of blood and finding a used tapon at the bottom of the glass. Come on if you can take Borat you can take that!